apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(vía pelandocables)

shsluckomaeda:

shinyblackgreninja:

Kirby is very easily my favorite nintendo character, and it’s because they’re so simple.  Kirby literally just eats and fights for justice.  No romance, no complex and tragic backstory.  Literally just a pink puff ball that does the right thing and kicks ass.

Fucking love Kirby

Seriously, how can you hate someone who solves their problems by eating them?

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